May 2013
thisisb:
Honestly, I liked you for your looks
but then I realized your flaws
& fell in love with you because of it.
“But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you...”
– Lemony Snicket (via sinkyourlungs)
kevvn:
hey shawty..what’s your sign? *she holds up stop sign* dang
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
justpiercetheveilalready:
i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just
dude
ivegottobethere:
ima-ho-ho-ho:
rneerkat:
snapfox:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
vevovevo:
if i was a kardashian i wouldnt have to deal with this
thenightingalefloor:
k—swan:
i wish someone loved me enough to write about me endlessly
nosdrinker:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
If we end up not talking ever again
wunked:
I just want you to know that I really did care about you so much and that I really did love you and missed you and still do.
a haiku about most of my pencils
jaclcfrost:
a second ago
had you a second ago
what the fucking shit
meladoodle:
girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
bardsplay:
me sneakin up on da pussy
*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
a haiku about most of my pencils
jaclcfrost:
a second ago
had you a second ago
what the fucking shit
